Tuesday, April 1, 2008

What Seb Man is thinking today

A random but regular addition to BH (links option, because occasionally a beagle must howl without .


  1. Who's the next member of the right-wing conspiracy Hillary Rodham Clinton is going to cozy up an make nice too (as long of course as they are willing to throw dirt at another Democrat)? (I mean, since he's so chummy with her, would seem Richard Melon Scaiffe can buy her some more friends.)
  2. Does Texas Tech "coach" Pat Knight know for whom the bell tolls next? Will Sean Sutton now head to SF to try to help Daddy get to 800? (Or just to make beer runs?)
  3. If Hillary does get to set up a commission of Alan Greenspan and Bob Rubin to "investigate" solutions to the mortgage foreclosure crisis, will there be a chance for them to debate which is the best caviar, so they can disagree about something?
  4. April Fools Day - why do we need a holiday for lying? I mean we have elections, college coaches job acceptance speeches and hollywood marriages - is perfidy not celebrated enough?
  5. North Carolina's primary involves a black man and a white woman, and in Durham the Democratic primaries are the only game in town for County Commissioner. Yup, the lord does work in mysterious ways.
  6. Can we give a plaque to all sportswriters who decide to write about the actual game rather than the "drama" of Kansas fans facing their old Coach Roy Williams?

UPDATE - H-Girl questions whether I think elections are about lying. Well, i'd love to say no, and I think there's a good case to be made that lying doesn't "win" elections, but the pressures of losing certainly make it more likely someone is going to lie...... Wait, you think I was referring to HRC, well, I just have no idea how you got that impression!

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